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Colbert Creamer

On the March 30, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert made the first ever Colbert Creamer by taking a Pringle, putting whipped cream on it, and then topping that with another Pringle.

This tasty impromptu whipped cream Pringle sandwich is a great snack food at parties. In homage to Stephen's segment "Thought for Food" the first ever Colbert Creamer competition was held March 31, 2010 by a group of college students attending George Mason University. Each participant had to eat one Colbert Creamer and say the phrase "Colbert Creamer" every round. A participant was disqualified from the competition if they could not properly pronounce "Colbert Creamer." This competition followed much of the same rules as a game of fluffy bunny, though was far more epic than any fluffy bunny game ever played!
Dude, these Colbert Creamers are so tasty!
by MasonPlaya March 31, 2010
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crater vag

my ex girlfriend is a damn crater vag
by fuckmebeautiful December 14, 2008
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hair crammer

One who shaves pubic hair and shoves up victims cunt
"Man that bitch wanted me to shave my pubes, and stick it up her cunt. What a fucking hair crammer!!!"
by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005
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Coffee Creamer

The female version of "morning wood". When a female wakes up horny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
Friend 1: "My night was so lonely."
Friend 2: "My morning was even worse, I made a coffee creamer."
Friend 1: "No way..."
Friend 2: "Yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee... it might be a secret blend of mine."
by Lor Becky August 7, 2012
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Crater-shat

A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
by AndrewHall January 26, 2009
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crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.
Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.
by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018
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Crazer

a person is above crazy and can not spell crazy right
My friend Jesse is Crazer.
by ThecrazergamerTttttttt August 20, 2018
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