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Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.
Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...
by Conar101 November 12, 2005
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Cometishian

A structure of tournament which has more skill and less luck. No buyins, no cash prizes. More a game of skill, a real cometishian, a sport.
Neil Channing was excited by the big cash buyin, big cash prize, skill-less luckfest, lazy non sport poker tournament that was running at his local casino.

Neil Channing was later disappointed when he heard the tournament had taken a 'Cometishian' style format where there were no buyins or cash prizes, a greater degree of skill was required and the event became more of a sport, a Cometishian.
by Gullanian November 24, 2010
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Coestar

Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth, and call it a Coestar!
by jfields99 March 1, 2015
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Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.
Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.
by VerusVissum February 17, 2015
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going into the closet

When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.
Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."
by Murder Mike December 14, 2010
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Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance
Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.
by Kris Y. March 31, 2008
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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