When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
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A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
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Lucy: Oh You didn't know? Hiba Maz is a Gemini and her future husband Kim Taehyung is a Capricorn
Susan: Ooh. How wonderful!! Their ship can be called Gemicorn/Caprini
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Guy1: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
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Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
Like the difficulty of pushing the straw in the hole provided in Capri Sun juice pouches, guys sometimes have difficulty finding the correct hole when having sex with a girl. In this situation like with a difficult Capri Sun, guys give up and just shove it in the back.
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