Cooch Knocking

1. Engaging in sexual intercourse
2. The art of falling down the stairs, butt first, for a female

She was so drunk last night that she bruised her ass cooch knocking.

by jwaho July 04, 2011

Agnostic Cooch

A vagina that has never experienced an orgasm, there for it does not believe that they exsist.

Did you know that sue has an agnostic cooch?

by giamKS December 05, 2007

cooch cheeks

n.

Fatness on an obese woman around the cooch that look similar to butt cheeks.

That fat bitch had some cooch cheeks.

by Fat Lady McGee November 30, 2007

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 28, 2010

Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

Cooch Bugs

When a Female has bugs in her Vagina

I was itching my balls after I banged that chick, i think she has Cooch Bugs

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

cooch bumps

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

by Fat Swimmer March 15, 2009