contemplaining

The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.

Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.

by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

Contact Game

A flatulence game played by the army which is in essence the same as the safety game.

*Soldier Farts*
"Contact!"
Aww, now I can't hit you by the rules of the Contact Game!

by MarineCorps November 28, 2010

Goldfish container

The bag/container that is almost impossible to open because when you open it, not all of the cardboard rips which causes there to be a thin layer of cardboard covering the hole. You will have to stab the cardboard layer and rip it open to be able to eat your delicious goldfish. After opening it, the goldfish still smile at you even though you are mad.

*Attempts to open the goldfish container like a milk carton*
Aw crap, the container did it again!
*Pulls out a giant knife from the knife holder and stabs the container 10 times*
Ugh, I hate these stupid containers!

by BigBoi Gaming January 28, 2020

Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.

Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.

by PCGaming September 13, 2009

Contact

A replacement term that can always be used instead of "high five," "pound" etc.
"Contact" works in any situation, e.g. if the person does not have five fingers, or uses another part of their body.

person 1: That was awesome!
person 2: Contact! (hand slap)

by Safmiester G December 24, 2008

Contard

A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur “libtard” Usually republican.

Person 1: “It’s all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!”
Person 2: “Shut the fuck up contard”

by Pseudomnyn September 27, 2020