"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.
by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006
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If he's a conservitive then I'm the winner of the spelling bee.
by Eddy Robinson August 28, 2006
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To belong to a doctrine or group that suggests it is okay to use force to tactically aquired every resource on the planet either through a client state system or direct rule. Fringe groups (normally Christians) and secrective inner circles also believe that it is Americas divine right to do this.
Tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the masses.
Neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.
Tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the masses.
Neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.
Neo-conservatives got elected into the Whitehouse because Americans are too stupid to vote for arguements against them.
by Arthur October 5, 2003
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Get the compassionate conservative mug.A person, living in the United States, who thinks that you should support the US government no matter what, unless a democrat is in office.
US Conservative while a republican is president: "You should always support your government, no matter what, and anyone who says different is a traitor and should just shut up."
US Conservative while a democrat is president: "I hope the president fails."
US Conservative while a democrat is president: "I hope the president fails."
by repubsareidiots February 7, 2009
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Examples of “If P then Q” Conserv-absurds:
“If you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops.”
“If we fight them over there, we won’t have to fight them here.”
Frequently such illogical sound bites are made into bumper stickers, and the false information will be distributed via email (to catapult the propapoop). More recently this trend has increased among social conservatives.
For example, infidelity is okay IF:
1. You don’t do it in your office. If you have extramarital sex elsewhere like an airport restroom or another country, then it’s okay, even when done at the taxpayer’s or company’s expense.
2. There is reconciliation with your spouse, no matter how much you really hate each other. Especially when there are kids, no matter how much you fight in front of them. It’s better to pretend you have "family values" than to have family well-being.
3. You ask forgiveness, though you don’t regret cheating--just getting busted. It has nothing to do with merit, but rather the appearance of repentance.
4. You do it because you’re fed up with Obama.
Antonym - constipational
Examples of “If P then Q” Conserv-absurds:
“If you don’t support the war, you don’t support the troops.”
“If we fight them over there, we won’t have to fight them here.”
Frequently such illogical sound bites are made into bumper stickers, and the false information will be distributed via email (to catapult the propapoop). More recently this trend has increased among social conservatives.
For example, infidelity is okay IF:
1. You don’t do it in your office. If you have extramarital sex elsewhere like an airport restroom or another country, then it’s okay, even when done at the taxpayer’s or company’s expense.
2. There is reconciliation with your spouse, no matter how much you really hate each other. Especially when there are kids, no matter how much you fight in front of them. It’s better to pretend you have "family values" than to have family well-being.
3. You ask forgiveness, though you don’t regret cheating--just getting busted. It has nothing to do with merit, but rather the appearance of repentance.
4. You do it because you’re fed up with Obama.
Antonym - constipational
There they go again trying to blame everything on the “liberal media.” But Conserv-absurds are the real reason the country is going down the toilet!
by ConcealedID July 13, 2009
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Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
Christian Conservatives are the bane of American government. Systematically they role back civil rights as well as turn equal rights for women around 180 degrees. They tend to use the christian "god" as an excuse for thier bad behavior. As a hole, despite thier claims otherwise, these are the most sinful of all politicions. World renowed for fraud, genocide, and dishonesty twords their country's people, Christian Conservatives are generally heralded as "The one major political group that could single handedly demolish democracy".
"......Steal millions from a corporation? Have sex with a minor? Murder someone who doesn't have the same skin color, god, or sexual preference as myself?....No way! What do you think I am? A christian conservative?"
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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