When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.
Other Dude - What?
Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.
Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
Other Dude - What?
Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.
Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
by The Evil Dingo June 11, 2009
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by Sic Semper Tyrannis June 26, 2005
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Being stuck by yourself either by force or by your own volition. Heaven to introverts, and hell to extroverts.
My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!
by ucluelet harbor December 22, 2008
Get the solitary confinement mug.Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.
by el bandito45 July 10, 2010
Get the Shelf confidence mug.Rock that has a southern sound to it, have many southern friends, sometimes even put up a nice confederate flag in there posters, and sounds like they're doing chew because you can't understand what the fuck they're saying ex Nickleback, Creed, Def Lepard, Lynard Skynard, and ZZ Topp
Redneck: Hey nigger you ever listen to some Nickleback?
African-American: Yeah they're really shitty
Redneck: ITS CONFEDERATE ROCK NOW DIE!!!!
African-American: Yeah they're really shitty
Redneck: ITS CONFEDERATE ROCK NOW DIE!!!!
by the broganator October 25, 2011
Get the confederate rock mug.When someone holds the right hand door open to let people out of a store, blocking everyone else trying to get in. The person who stops their car midblock to let a pedestrian jay-walk. The person who has a green light but stops to let someone make a left turn.
The consideridiot in front of me let the fat guy with a beer cross mid-block and i missed the light.
by Taltree October 22, 2015
Get the Consideridiot mug.Sean: Bro! Did you see that gay guy wear the Confederate flag shirt?
Wayne: Yeah... hes a Confederate Fag
Wayne: Yeah... hes a Confederate Fag
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