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Cassy Compatible

A term used to describe a man that Cassy would be “compatible with”.
Oh man, did you see that boofy lookin’ dude? He’s Cassy Compatible as fuuuuck.
by lookoonoo September 13, 2018
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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Uber competitive

Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.
The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL 💘💘💘🤪🤪
by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021
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Red-Eye Competitive

The art of staying up till 2 AM or later playing Competitive games (TF2 competitive, CSGO matchmaking, etc.)
I was doing some red-eye competitive with Jim last night, I feel like I'm hungover now.
by Lord_Obama January 25, 2016
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Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Complaint

A group of at least 4 Karens coming to ruin your day, and asking for a lot of managers
Manager: Oh know the complaint has arrived

Cool guy: Good luck bro this is going to tough one

Manager: I know bro this complaint always comes
by Stiffy Southern August 19, 2020
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