Colin

Known for being a bad drivers. Colin tend to be big into cars and tend to talk about how great of a driver they are... even though they have never driven. When events happen Colin says he'll be there but will cancel before, during or after said event. Colin however is a good friend and always good for a talk.

"Don't let Colin drive!"
"Don't pull a Colin"
"This sounds like a Colin plan"

by Ada Castillo October 1, 2021

Colin

Big dick big balls. Big brain. Gets girls. Has money. Sexy af

Your name must be Colin because I see 12 inches and your hot

by Hdhrhrhe April 8, 2018

Colin

Colin is a very fat guy that has no ribs. He isn't gay but still just annoying. He's as stupid as a cow

Person: Look it's Colin!!!!
Other Person: Squeeze out his fat!!!

by Jeremy Mcmillan June 1, 2018

Colin

Icky. Unwelcome, lingering presence that fills an office, making the occupants skin crawl.

Colin is an icky individual.

by Mr. C. November 30, 2004

Colin

A male jerk who can't make up his mind about which girl he likes more and then subsequently end up breaking one of their hearts (usually the less slutty one).

Colin's often think they are supreme because they are musically inclined even if they really, truly, suck.

That guy Colin was a self absorbed jerk, forget him.

by Jollyjanewhodliketoslapzane July 21, 2009

colin

a piece of worthless shit, fuckface, looks like a pussy, sucks cock, and is a gay lover who adores anal sex and rim jobs.

Shut the fuck up Colin and go jack off.

by Katelyn :] December 31, 2008

Colin

Someone who wears sweaters that are too short for his long arms.

Man, that punk ass bitch over there is so totally pulling a colin.

by Katelyn Rachel Daniel Franks. January 18, 2008