Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Colin

Colin is a bitch and he is very hot. All the girls want to fuck him.

Girl 1: oh shit I just had sex with Colin and his condom broke. I think I'm pregnant
Every other girl: same

by Autist2 October 31, 2018

Colin

Pronunciation: kɔlIn

A nice guy who possesses great musical abilities and the ability to play multiple instruments, and sing so well that all nearby ladies hyperventilate. He is insanely smart and is knowledgeable on many topics. All women have a powerful physical attraction to him.

That guy is so talented he's almost a Colin!

by Aragorn's shadow March 21, 2010

coined the term

When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.

Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.

Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 August 8, 2009

Colonel Chicken McFunpack

A person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being balls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. When or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. Dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey...EPIC

Chief: I think i just invented a new sex position
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days

by Swagg2422 March 31, 2010

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

Colin

Colin is the hottest man alive, he gets all the girls and even the guys turn for gay for him. He gets 💯 on every assignment or test he does. His masculinity and testosterone is unparalleled even by men like Ace Ventura and Vector. He wears a chain around his neck because he's just that good. If you have a girlfriend you better watch out, cos Colin is a girl magnet and he's mega sexy.

"Omg I heard Collin is dating Jordana, what a lucky girl"
"I heard Lincoln turned gay for Colin, not surprising so did I."

by Mr_LoLz November 18, 2021