coitusuzing

Engaging in coitus (sexual intercouse)

I was coitusuzing with your mom so suck it

by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010

coitum

type of sexual intercourse that many people take part in who are either sexually unsatisfied and just unhappy in life. the idea is to please everyone and make eachother happy.

my life sucks i need some coitum

by jackcack2 October 8, 2010

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

Contusion

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.

"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."

by ILDISTURBED7 December 17, 2008

coipus interruptus

This is a very effective way of birth control. Before the male ejaculates inside the pink vagina remove it. This may make a mess on your bed, but it will keep you from getting pregnant for sure.

He used coipus interruptus, but the man yogurt got on by face.

by KMichael February 23, 2011

Coitusey

To be overly polite and kind in the pursuit, and act of sexual intercouse.

Kyle treated Amber with the ultimate coitusey as he proceeded to caress her undercarriage in pursuit of her lady parts!

by Acmeusa April 28, 2022

contussel

to have a verbal argument between a group of people

jim had a contussel with sally and joe

by martinfandango July 11, 2009