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sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!
by urdoingitwrong! October 3, 2009
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Hoover cocksucker

A very good blowjob, or someone who gives one.
Hoover cocksucker:

1) She sucks dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner!

2) He sucks dick like J. Edgar Hoover!
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youtube cocksucker

A rabid follower of certain youtube individuals, that follow a said youtuber regardless of whether that individual is right or wrong. They would follow that individual to the ends of the Earth and literally drink their piss just to feel an association with that individual.
"Man, that Kan Kli is such a youtube cocksucker for T'boi Reid."
by The Truth about T'boi October 11, 2016
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Poisoned Cocksucker

A person that does not show up to retrieve you for an event. Or a person who continually makes bad decisions.
When GG was doing his last tour and you didn't Show up, You fucked up in 93 you "Poisoned Cocksuckers".
by solum_hussain June 18, 2020
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goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits

The infamous seven words that you can't say on television, according to George Carlin. This list, of course, is now outdated, as at least two of them are commonly heard everyday on almost every channel.
What are the seven words you can't say on television? Goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits!!!!
by MITB November 3, 2007
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Cdr. Cocksucker

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. An annoying jackoff with a shit eating grin who runs the njrotc program at lchs. He is the prime example of A) a bad leader B) a hypocritical asshole and C) a giant douche. He will destroy any illusion you have about njrotc. He will ruin the program for you and theres nothing you can do about. He is the scum of the earth and the only good thing about him is he will some day die and i hope to god im there to see it.
Cdr. Cocksucker: Can i talk to you for a second?!
by ourbelovedleader April 26, 2011
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