Neil cockstrong

When a man puts on a condom making sure as much air is contained as possible then proceeds to enter a body of water and have intercourse

You see those bubbles coming from that couple over there? Yeah that's Neil cockstrong

by Forest of steel May 15, 2022

cockstridge

When you insert your cock into the ground just like an ostridge for business OR pleasure.

Lamo: Mitch, why'd you pull a cockstridge?!

Mitch: Cause i like to hang loose!

by emgleich July 27, 2008

Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

cockstrap

another term for jockstrap.

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.

by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011

cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011