Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention

A good way to start a riot

Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.

by queensburykid July 31, 2022

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.

Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.

by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022

Holy Faith Convent Gyal

They're mostly lesbians and ones who aren't either want a bullerman from Pres or with a CESEC man

Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.

Guy 1: She nice and red and is a Holy Faith Convent Gyal,Win.

Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.

Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.

by Convent gyal 123 November 21, 2023

Convention

A area where geeks and nerds gather to talk about a game or a movie and dress up and sell merch.

Guy 1: I heard Billy went to the Convention!
Guy 2: What a nerd!

by Cambodia1132 June 1, 2021