sloppy coochie

A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.

I was planning on banging Billy's mom then I heard she had a really sloppy coochie.

by Mr.Boracus May 15, 2006

coochie crumbs

Pieces of tissue found in a womens vigiana while trying to give oral sex to her.

"Damn what the fuck is this in my mouth...damn not another coochie crumb"

by Ree June 28, 2004

Coochie Man

A man superior to all men, he is a god, who can steal all them girls' hearts and can get coochie real easy

Oh my god Joe Biden, it's COOCHIE MAN, - Donald Trump
OMG, IT IS COOCHIE MAN OUR SAVIOR, - Joe Biden

by asan urnsigo October 27, 2020

Coochie

1) A vagina
2) A term of endearment

1) My coochie hurts.
2) Aw! Hey Cooch!

by Emma February 14, 2003

coochie goblin

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants

Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin

by coochiegoblin July 15, 2016

Coochie dad

A man who gives you the most satisfaction sexually.

“That’s my coochie dad”

by flowerchild June 8, 2021

canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019