clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.

I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.

by joshthephotographer138 June 24, 2016

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Rhino clam

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.

Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

by 6piece December 19, 2007

clam dodger

A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.

"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006

Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker October 15, 2007

Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.

The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!

by Not That Khed April 20, 2011