tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

clamping on the beads

A phrase to describe just getting by, similar to "making it out by the skin of your teeth"

"How are you today?" "Aah I'm alright, just clamping on the beads, y'know?"

by litcrazymovie December 7, 2024

Pimp Clamp

The clamp you put on a prostitute when she doesn't pay her bills.

I wanted to bag Lafawnduh but she had a pimp clamp on her

by CaptainBops January 23, 2024

Clamp

A social occasion or meeting

Do you want to clamp with me and go to the cinema?

by Zoooooooeeeee February 25, 2020

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended the evening with frustration and a case of clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014