clocked life

Someone who thinks they have made it (or they literally have), feeling on top of the world. Clocked the game of life.

Chris clocked life, he got so wasted last night and didn't give a fuck about anyone apart from his best friends. He has everything anyone could dream of.

by ChrisClocksLife May 11, 2014

cracked butt

A butt so big you can see the crack out of the pants

My stepmom has a cracked butt

by Cute6cat June 27, 2017

Clucked

1. To mess a task up. To completely and utterly ruin whatever you were doing.
2. To have chosen the wrong decision. Taken the wrong path.
3. A censored version of 'Fucked Up'

Most commonly used by a Youtuber by the name of 'Gattor Martin'

"You just clucked up!" "Stop clucking up!"
"Do you not see the red flags? You just clucked yo self up."
"What the cluck are you talking about?"

by Dr. Sandra Lee June 6, 2018

botty clackers

a big fat lass with massive droopy tits that bruise her knees when she walks

Alreet, do yee like thy fat lass wid a reet set o' botty clackers

by Ben Dearden May 24, 2007

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

cracked booty

farted, busted ass, floated an air biscuit

That person just cracked booty and stunk up the room.

by grataballi September 1, 2008

cracked out

Something or someone that's extremely fucked up or weird. Fucked up.

"Mercy High School is cracked out because of the teachers/students/etc that go there." "Damn, she really looks cracked out today."

by Stephanie Conner June 11, 2006