Churchi

1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.

2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.

3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.

4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.

1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.

Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.

2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?

Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.

Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.

3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.

4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.

Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.

by RegalS September 25, 2009

Churchitis

When an individual doesn't want to go to church and fakes a sickness the person is said to have churchitis.

Timmy said he didn't feel good this morning before church, personally I don't think he is really sick, he just has churchitis.

by Churchmasta August 1, 2012

Chinchiller

A word combining an extention to the phrase "chiller" (meaning awesome, sick, amazing) with a pun on the animal name "chinchilla" to describe something that displays ultimate enjoyment or deserves absolute admiration; the absolute best.

Sometimes the word is divided in half to accommadate the swear word "fuck";"Chin-fucking-chiller"

Zoton: Man, what did you think of that DJ?
Fastab: Man, he was chinchiller.

by Stourbridge's Finest February 24, 2008

Churching

Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.

Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"

Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."

Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."

by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011

Churchin

to be judgin someone harshly

monica takes her bong out and begins to take deep tokes in front of her new friend who does not in fact smoke. He gives her a look as though to say, i cant believe you do that. "you churchin me?" she says.

by po February 9, 2005

dropping chinchillas

making a left footed meg goal shot in a soccer game and then running about shirtless and doing a penguin slide

Tanner was dropping chinchillas at practice on tuesday, but bryan was not.

by stupid mexican May 1, 2008

Pet my Chinchilla

When a female requests a male to rub her pussy to get her aroused. The female has not shaven in forever, leaving a big bush, or chinchilla

Sebastian: Yo, i was with Marina last night and you will never guess what she askes me to do.

Jahleel: What?

Sebastian: She said," I think you should Pet my chinchilla."

Jahleel: EWWWWW BIT!!!! I told you that bitch was nasty.

by DLew34 November 30, 2010