a member of the world-known catholic mob (a priest or a nun), characterized by their specific way of walking (shuffling feet), creaky voice and black&white clothes.
by shooshoo June 25, 2007
Get the church penguinmug. (Chiefly African-American.) A church hug is a hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.
Vashawn always think he slick tryna press up against my titties. This time I'ma give him a church hug.
by BigYamP$troDaMu$ November 21, 2009
Get the church hugmug. A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.
Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.
by thebigprize September 26, 2010
Get the Church Cleavagemug. A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.
by timlight July 6, 2009
Get the church-hoppermug. One who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain't never put in any work on the block and they ass in church for Sunday school every week crying with their wanksta ass selfs.
Things a church thug would say:
Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!
Im bout to go cop a bible my G
Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?
Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!
Im bout to go cop a bible my G
Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?
by ohlawddd March 11, 2011
Get the Church Thugmug. by Atheneite October 5, 2017
Get the Mega Churchmug. Muzzle Church is a church for the muzzleism religion, mainly seen around in Antarctica and founded by, President Muzzle, 2005.
Tr1ppy x H5 was here.
Tr1ppy x H5 was here.
by Kid H5 October 21, 2022
Get the Muzzle Churchmug.