GumGum church

A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.

Teacher: Please spit out your gum.
Student: Sorry I can’t it’s against my religion, GumGum Church.

by GumGum church October 9, 2019

church hug

(Chiefly African-American.) A church hug is a hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.

Vashawn always think he slick tryna press up against my titties. This time I'ma give him a church hug.

by BigYamP$troDaMu$ November 21, 2009

church-hopper

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.

"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"

by timlight July 6, 2009

Church Cleavage

A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.

Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.

by thebigprize September 26, 2010

Mega Church

A church that operates way faster than any other ordinary church.

We hired a new Turbo Priest to preach in the Mega Church in our neighborhood.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Church Thug

One who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain't never put in any work on the block and they ass in church for Sunday school every week crying with their wanksta ass selfs.

Things a church thug would say:

Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!

Im bout to go cop a bible my G

Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?

by ohlawddd March 11, 2011

Church Queen

A fabulous feminine homosexual male who attends church regularly. This individual will often be on the church choir or in some official capacity in the church where he is seen often.

Girl you know Kevin always been a church queen.

by Hermajesty55 April 17, 2019