Naptist Church

A way of mocking someone who uses excuses such as "stress being unhealthy," "proper amounts of sleep being important," and "meditation is needed to rest and reflect" to avoid doing work.

Person #1: "Why didn't Erica turn in the reports on time?"

Person #2: "She said her rest and well being was more important, so she meditated instead of doing actual work"

Person #1: "I don't know how we're gonna get any work done with all of these members of the Naptist Church

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

church hug

(Chiefly African-American.) A church hug is a hug in which a female hugger deliberately avoids pelvic and chest contact with a male huggee to prevent him from pressing up against her for cheap feels.

Vashawn always think he slick tryna press up against my titties. This time I'ma give him a church hug.

by BigYamP$troDaMu$ November 21, 2009

Church Cleavage

A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.

Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.

by thebigprize September 26, 2010

church-hopper

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.

"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"

by timlight July 6, 2009

Church Thug

One who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain't never put in any work on the block and they ass in church for Sunday school every week crying with their wanksta ass selfs.

Things a church thug would say:

Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!

Im bout to go cop a bible my G

Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?

by ohlawddd March 11, 2011

Mega Church

A church that operates way faster than any other ordinary church.

We hired a new Turbo Priest to preach in the Mega Church in our neighborhood.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Muzzle Church

Muzzle Church is a church for the muzzleism religion, mainly seen around in Antarctica and founded by, President Muzzle, 2005.

Tr1ppy x H5 was here.

I gotta get goin to the Muzzle Church, its open every Sunday and Friday, you tryna come?

Yea bet.

by Kid H5 October 21, 2022