Chuck Norris

1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
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3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down
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chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
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Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
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The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
by Gai-sensei March 18, 2006
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You do not define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines you. bitch.
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You can not define Chuck Norris, he defines you.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
by Dude with no name March 10, 2006
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