chub

a word that can be used in place of another word in any situation making the conversation hilarious knowing it means a semiboner.

person 1: Hey after quince practice, lets go to CHUB-IN-THE-BOX.
person 2: Nah nah nah, why not MC'CHUB? LOL lol rofl lmao lmfao baha huhahah hehe.

by polar chub December 30, 2009

Chub

During oral sex when one party vomits up on the upon the other party

"dude she totally chubbed on me last night"

by Sane Zackett August 14, 2008

aqua chub

To become erect while submerged.

To pop a chub in water.

"i was dancing with this guy in pool and he popped an aqua chub"

by "wheat" September 11, 2007

Grub on the Chub

V. -To perform oral sex on a chubby-obese Female.

Greg: Dude... I'm not doing it.
Randy: You gotta Grub on the Chub if you want her to keep calling you back, bro.

by pynchen June 26, 2013

chub scruff

a cute guy who is a little on the puggy side and hasn't shaved in a few days

oh baby, that is a hot chub scruff

by kristin22 August 28, 2006

packing chub

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.

"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.

by Dictionroy June 21, 2010

Chub Norris

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.

My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.

by Dick Onchin October 09, 2020