Christicles

The testicles of all men named Chris (specifically those with the nickname Chrissy)

Man, Chrissy's christicles are exquisite!

by steebeebmow January 9, 2024

Christpilled

Someone who was brainwashed (i.e. adopted radically different beliefs due to systematic and often forcible pressure) into believing in the Christian Protestant/Evangelical God, with an emphasis on the figure of Jesus Christ.

Hannah's boyfriend dumped him after 2 years because he found Jesus and wanted to force her to also "accept Christ as his Lord and savior". He got totally Christpilled out of nowhere!

by Nerd#1 December 6, 2024

Christrolled

When Christians create media that hooks you on a seemingly secular topic, then unexpectedly relate it to Jesus Christ.

Christian: You know, YouTube’s algorithm is like… somewhat of a gospel you have to follow.
Viewer: Yeah, that seems pretty spot on
Christian: You know gospels are pretty epic, like the gospel of Jesus Christ the lord… fuck you, you’ve been Christrolled!
Viewer: OH SHIT.

by Pweaw February 12, 2024

Chrishell

A Christian who CLAIMS to be in Jesus but is a really bad and awful person who nevers repents and ask forgiveness.

Dang that christian guy really said that you! What a Chrishell

by Theoneandonlymonkey May 9, 2025

Christle

When you are feeling in a heated situation, a tight situation

Oh.. I am really in a christle right now..

by sn0ce August 9, 2025

Chrispilled

1. Marked by a sycophantic tendency to imitate or follow individuals of higher &, or, more primary status in order to appear relevant or influential often at the expense of independent thought.

2. An individual who produces statements or commentary indicative of pedophilic interest, sexual predation, or grooming behaviors directed toward minors

3. Resorting to disruptive tactics such as excessive messaging or endless digressions when faced with rhetorical defeat in attempt to distract opponent.

1. "His chrispilled behavior was obvious; he echoed whatever the popular people said."

2. "The chat was cluttered with chrispilled contrarians, repeating phrases commonly used by individuals who had been groomed."

3. "Once he started losing the debate, his chrispilled tactics kicked in; wall after wall of copypasta!"

by latelotus August 23, 2025

Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.

Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."

by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021