Rahman's Chef

a 4ft10 Asian whore who is deprived by 50 black men and doesn't know how to cook.

Shit, Rahman's Chef is online, I have to be careful or else I will get banned......sensitive bitch

by Mandel innit llol June 11, 2021

Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023

Pastry Chef

When a male sticks a jelly filled pastry, such as a donut or croissant, in a womans vagina, and penetrates the pastry with his penis so that the jelly goes everywhere.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh man, we pastry cheffed until my dick was bright red.

by Thatoneguy69 May 1, 2010

cheef it

to go smoke some reefer

Let's go cheef it

by dejabrew March 20, 2009

Chalfont Playground

Chalfont Playground is the birthplace of all chalfont tradition, from drinking at calvary track, to rolling fat doinks at hill, Chalfont Playground is a great place but wouldn’t be shit without Fridays at trails or the people residing in the neighborhood

Faggot Pollock Kid: Let’s go to Meehan to go fuck our sisters and cousins!

Chalfont God: No you fucking loser, we’re going to Chalfont Playground.

by Chalfont God July 5, 2019

complimenting the chef

Sucking dick.

After a fabulous dinner, I decided I wanted to pay gratitude. I ended up complimenting the chef...the head chef, at that.

by Kerriswheel February 26, 2010

Chefs Arse

Working in a hot environment the anal area may tend to sweat a little. The condition of chefs arse is caused by the rubbing of the sweaty cheeks and causing nappy rash like sores.

Elliot "Dude this kitchen is hot"

Sylvester "Yeah, I know my anus is sweating big time"

Elliot "Take care you don't get Chefs Arse!"

Sylvester "I will throw some cornflower in it to absorb the moisture"

Elliot "Good call Sylvester, good call"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009