Cheez Whiz

(1) Essence of pure cheezy goodness
(2) Common anal lubrication
(3) Cause of human suffering( i.e., sexually transmitted diseases).

nigga, u so pie! Now gimme tha cheez whiz sos i can git my dick in yo ass, mutha fucka

by oldscholluva July 26, 2003

cheeze n' rice!

a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.

said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"

by *Chels* June 29, 2003

Cheez-It check ya

A way to check someone for celiac disease. You feed them a cheez-it and see how they react.

Hey sage, i am going to cheez-it check ya to see if youre actually celiac.

by Versillian March 09, 2020

swiss cheezed up

shot up; shot many times

"If Felix don't take out that garbage that fool finna get swiss cheezed up--fo real!"
"Them fools was fonkin at that joint last night! Somebody pulled out a piece and some ninja got swiss cheezed up!"

by BayAreaPimpstress June 30, 2004

burnt cheez sandwich

a really dark uncircomsized dick

sexting a mexican.... you send him a picture of your vagina ......... he sends you a picture of his penis aka >burnt cheez sandwich< and it's really black and small and it looks like it has no life.

by luney toon March 06, 2011

pyrotechnical cheez potato

A person that, rather being a couch potato, is a modem potato, spending long periods of time surfing the web, obsessing over exceedingly silly (aka "cheesy") information, to a such a degree that they spontaneously self-combust, but survive in a new form.

John used to hang out and go to parties, but after he became a pyrotechnical cheez potato, we didn't see much of him outside his computer room.

by Joseph Majsterski July 15, 2003

da big cheeze

A rather large block of cheese.

May also have an excessive sense of self importance, as compared to other cheeses.

A large, round block of Edam, 2 metres in diameter could well be described as da big cheeze.

by rufflove June 21, 2010