Jose Canseco

A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better

My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag.

by angelos h8er September 7, 2008

Chainsmoking

smoking consecutive cigarettes, sometimes lighting one off the previous smoked.

when maxwell is drunk he starts chainsmoking

by eazyG November 8, 2011

chanson

Chanson is distinguished from the rest of French "pop" music by following the rhythm of the French language, rather than that of English, and thus is identifiable as specifically French.

In France today, "chanson" often refers to the work of more popular singers like Jacques Brel, Georges Brassens, Édith Piaf, Barbara, Léo Ferré, etc.

by kerouacid April 11, 2009

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

Chainsaw man

an expression used for intense mental pain and suffering

Waji: how are you?

Arpit: chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 14, 2020

Chainsaw man

Suffering/Pain

Existence is chainsaw man

by arpyeeet September 6, 2020

Dick Chainsaw

A female who has braces. If she were to perform oral sex on a male, she would more than likely cause dammage to his genitals. This is because the metal pieces on her teeth are sharp and quite often are responsible for tearing up a man's nutsac or dank. CAUTION: Men beware these girls if they offer you oral sex, even if she has DSL!

Guy 1: Dude that girl so wants to give me dome! I'm so stoked.
Guy 2: You f*cking moron, she's clearly a dick chainsaw, she'll tear open your nutsac like a hot knife through butter!
Guy 1: Ew, you're right. Thanks to you my package isnt going to be torn up by a chainsaw like a zombie from Doom 3!

by Pappy is ill January 26, 2006