Off center

To be touched in the head. Not right in the head. Insane in the membrane. Some what crazy.

He's a little off center.

by judge dredd7 September 10, 2012

guitar center

Musical instrument store that usally carries all types except orechestra instruments.

Have more of a variety of guitar than other chains such Sam Ash.
You can talk down the price on most guitars and amps, even get a free case if you deal right.

i bought a guitar for 500 out the door, even though the price tag was 549.99 with tax not included, at guitar center

by Calvin Riley July 23, 2007

Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.

That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.

by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019

Under Center

The sexual act in which one partner is bent over in a three point stance (the center). The other partner is hitting it from behind (the QB), yells “hike”, and prompts their partner to reach under and fondle their testicles. Touchdown.

Margaret and I were “under center” last night and she didn’t fumble even a single time. She’s my MVP.

by Espotato June 15, 2019

Recycling center

The recycling center is where one guy poops another guy's butt and that guy poops in the guy's butt that previously pooped in his butt

Did you hear Jack and Tony did the recycling center last night? It was disgusting.

by Angry acorn October 24, 2020

Eurocloptic Center

The part of bread that is not crust. The center of a loaf of bread.

Can also be called (the) Euroclop.

"The eurocloptic center of this bread contains more seeds than the crust."
"I'd love a good loaf of bread with more euroclop than crust please."

by racopaco May 12, 2016

Thanos Center

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.

A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!

by jdfree August 10, 2021