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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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coldesac Caucasian

Group of people with white/light skin color, usually of Eastern European descent, or their background looks like it came from an Ancestry commercial. Who are well equipped with Gucci firearms, NODs (night vision) and plenty of ammo to defend said coldesac from foreign and domestic threats.

Not someone to mess with, not your average gun owner. This said person is usually accompanied by others like this person.
Person 1) Yo! Did you meet the new neighbors?
Person 2) No, not yet. Did you?
Person 1) Yeah! Dude has some L3 Harris GPNVG-18 night vision, a decked out HK 416, and I am sure a ton of ammo. Dude is a total coldesac Caucasian. Glad we have more people like him around.

Person 2) holy shit?!? GPNVG-18s?!? No way!! I have to go meet this guy.
by Flo-Ida Mahn69 February 3, 2024
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Caucasian Ting

by Lil Barook November 30, 2022
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Caucasian Swirl

2 (or more) white peoples cum
When a white guys cum mixes with a white girls cum, inside her pussy- its a Caucasian Swirl
by Phee.phi.pho.phum. April 11, 2021
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Caucasian Priveleged; Autism

Autistic Caucasiana benefit from Caucasian Privelege the most.

They are also the most likely to disproportionately harm people of color.

Autistic people with Caucasian provelefe having access to the matrix means that worthless autistic Caucasians can control the following in my life:

°How I love; the schools, police, governments and other institutions and authorities available to me

°What is available on social media; the people I am forced to interact with on a daily basis. Because of Caucasian privelege, the same racist autistic Caucasian can control thousands of accounts online AND thousands of dolla IN PERSON that Inhave to interact with

°My mind. I can not block them from contacting me anonymously.

°The mirrors and cameras; they are allowed to show me something that is Biologically impossible.

°Financiallu. They dictate the prices of food, clothing, entertainment, utilities and more. They also dictate financial institutions.

°The seasons. They don't believe in science, but can control the weather and seasons.

°My value as a human being and the value of my work. My work is priceless and award-winning; they wouldn't see it that way.

Caucasian Provelefe means that autistic, racist Caucasians can influence every part of my life, and there are no limits on them doing so.
Caucasian Priveleged; Autism. Autistic Caucasity means that I , as a girl of color, am forced to live in a society where I am the only one working. There are no resources for people of color; even the most intelligent, talented, perfect girl of color wouldn't be able to make it out of slavery if it weren't for non-Caucasians intervening.
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Caucasian Coon

Black but acts white
Jaqavius is such a Caucasian Coon
by Asiansmilf October 22, 2022
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Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.
Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.
by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020
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