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Cattle

Large groups of people that are easily swayed and directed through the use of simple cues, often to their own slaughter, even when they smell blood, hear the screams, and can see the other cows being dismembered.
Did you see China handle it's cattle problems?
Yeah too many dogs in America to treat people like Cattle
by 0101010101010 December 26, 2020
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head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.
Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.
by Shockmasta January 27, 2017
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cattle crumbs

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.
by Merkinsky February 15, 2021
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sweet cattle

good cuts of meat owned by you OR boobs
Person 1: so I hear you meet my sister yesterday
Person 2: yea she showed me her sweet cattle
Person 1: oh yea our dad was a butHEY WAIT A MINUTE
by Mrs. dismantle the patriarchy November 14, 2013
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cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!
My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?
by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022
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Feed the cattle

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)
by Lwan sake October 9, 2009
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Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.
1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.
by BG101 February 21, 2020
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