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Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."
kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.
by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010
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Guerin Catholic High School

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.
Chad- yo Brock wanna go smoke and fuck some bitches tonight.

Brock- nah I go to Guerin Catholic High School and am against drug use and we have hair testing on weed. I also learned in the Catechism to save myself for marriage so I ain't fuckin bitches no more. I think some of these girls at Guerin deserve a chance since they're so nice and intelligent.

Chad- Damn bro now you's a simp... fuck Guerin and they're bitchass faculty. Have fun going to the bathroom without your phone and dont fucking talk to me again pussy.
by BennyBench69 January 30, 2020
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Catholic Mass

The strongest prayer in the Universe. It is when the priest turns bread and wine in to the Body and Blood of Christ. When you recieve the Eucharist which is Jesus's Mystical Body, into yourself unifying yourself within Him. Jesus is not alone in the Eucharist though... Jesus is accompanied by the Father and the Holy Spirit, and all the rest of Heaven. If you have lost a friend or a loved one and you recieve the Eucharist, you recieve them as well allong with all the Saints and the Martyrs in Heaven. In other words, the Catholic Mass is a miracle that happens nowhere else on Earth, and you witness Christ himself, veiled behind bread and wine.
The Catholic Mass will mean nothing to you unless you know and believe in the Trinity.( The Trinity is one Gon in three divine persons: God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.)
by TheRealTruth10548 November 6, 2019
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cartoonican

A person who exhibits cartoon like behavior and emotions with exaggerated facial expressions, movement, and voice acting.

A relatively goofy person that behaves in extreme exaggeration.

Anyone who acts like a cartoon character.
Someone whose eyes widen and jaw drops as far as possible on purpose when seeing a hot woman is considered a cartoonican.
by BoneBomb December 24, 2010
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Catholic Girl

A girl who is Catholic, meaning she believes what the Apostles and/or Nicene Creed states.

Catholic girls are believed to have the "innocent sweet girl" image yet they have the "wild child" behavior. SOMETIMES this is true, but REAL Catholic girls know how to behave.
"Oh my gosh, buddy! Look! There's a Catholic girl across your house! Sweet!"

"Bad idea, buddy. Her millionaire father's the worst."
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Lake Catholic High School

Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!
Lake Catholic High School has so many sluts in it!
by meidhex22 July 24, 2010
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