Wet Carrot

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.

"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."

"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"

by wass clayton October 11, 2008

Fuck Carrots!

Phrase of frustration used when all else fails. Was once said by Dave Chappelle referring to what white people do with them after their friend has passed out.

"Na, dude. No homo doesn't work like that. Once you say you like buttsex, theres nothing you can to do take it back."

"Man, fuck yall! Fuck Carrots!"

by Skye Daemon March 9, 2010

carrot frigging

Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus

Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes

by Thomas Francis April 24, 2007

out of carrots

If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.

Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”

Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one”

by Lil pump is hot June 19, 2019

Carrot in the peach

When a lady loves a man in a very special way (with a strap on in the ass)

"I heard something really weird today!"
"I bet it's not nearly as strange as a carrot in the peach!"

by saydalaide October 7, 2011

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015