Carmani

Carmani is a bad bitch who doesn't give a fuck about what another bitch or nigga gotta say about her.

Random person: I want to be like Carmani
Another Person: Carmani is so pretty what the freak

by bignillywilly2k November 19, 2023

Carmani

Carmani is that girl she is pretty asl , classy , and don’t give a flying fuck if you talk about her.

I want a girl like Carmani in my life

by bignillywilly2k November 19, 2023

Cartmanist

A fat fuck who is really mean to everyone, especially Jews.

1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Cartmanland

A thing/place usually gatekeeped by one person with the intention of letting nobody else experience it.

Did you hear that N64 beta was found? The guy that found it is pulling a Cartmanland.

by rouge-q February 9, 2024

Cartmanland

The act of flaunting or showing something incredibly valued or sought-after (often video game prototypes) but not releasing them to the public. The name is in reference to the South Park episode "Cartmanland" where Eric Cartman has his own fantastic amusement park in South Park, but nobody can come except him.

"Look, everyone! I own the 1997 Spaceworld Prototype of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! How cool is that?"
"Wow! That's incredible! This is quite the video game holy grail! I can't wait to play that after it's been dumped!"
"Oh no, I can't do that. It'd ruin the value of it! Gotta keep it one-of-a-kind, you know?"
"Dude, what? Don't be a Cartmanland! If you don't preserve it, the cartridge will rot and then nobody will have it!"

by The Greenknight9000 February 10, 2024

Cartmanlanding

Term used for when someone gatekeeps their own creation, and refuses to release to the public, only showing footage and not the actual creation itself.

Person 1: C'mon man, why don't you wanna release the map? It looks cool!
Person 2: Nahh, i don't really feel like it.
Person 1: I swear to god, stop cartmanlanding!

by suey_suez June 1, 2025

cartmanlanding

the act of refusing to give access to something that is considered interesting to people (this is based of a gag from South Park where Cartman had announced he made a theme park and says "And the best thing is, you can’t come!" and claims only he can access it)

Why is he cartmanlanding the recipe?

by DoodlingFreak June 2, 2025