ankle cankler

one whos obsessed sexualy with cankles

man1: "mmm look at those cankles"

man2: "man quit being such an ankle cankler"

by sl33pyRoB January 13, 2009

Carnalgas

Netbangers who only tough on on the web.

Aye foo I’m sick of you carnalgas I’m living my best life homiè.n tell yo chica I’m selling churro 15$ a inch and I got 12 inches homiè

by Bhuggsfromdasouth7414 January 7, 2022

cankles

Where you can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins. Who knows? That's the fun.

Bill Clinton likes himself a good pair of cankles. He judged the Miss Cankle USA contest.

by The Fifth Floor May 5, 2009

Carnage Board

a.k.a. College Board. Even after sucking all money and vitality from its victim student, it continues to feed on the remaining corpse through "special offers" and not-so-subtle advertising. Hence, "Carnage" Board.

Kyle: You're as emaciated as a skeleton, Rachel! What happened?
Rachel: I survived Carnage Board.

by drbazzi November 2, 2009

carnal footprint

A measure of one's sexual activity and its impact.

John tended to avoid sex on a Sunday in an attempt to off-set his carnal footprint.

by Clarebear81 April 6, 2011

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

Carnage

Alisdair "The Machine" Hastie

of Morningside, Edinburgh.

"This is going to be carnage tonight mehhht"

aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"

"Carnage Central tonight"

aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"

by I've naeeeee iiideeaaa October 3, 2009