Cardiana is a hybrid in the stan community that is basically just the Bardigang (American desease “Cardi B’s” delusional fanbase) who call themselves Arianators (Pop royalty Ariana Grande’s fandom) and hide themselves behind an Ariana profile picture to drag Nicki Minaj and her Barbz just to start fandom wars.
by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020
Get the cardiana mug.Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
Get the cardiac closer mug.This is a tasty beaverage consisting of 3/4 parts hot java, 1/8 of milk and 2/16 of the best cardamom.
"Hey! Come down to Alley Stuff coffee shop for some Cardecoff!"
— What the hell is that?
"Bring some caradamom and coffee beans and you'll c."
— What the hell is that?
"Bring some caradamom and coffee beans and you'll c."
by tastydonuts December 15, 2011
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Random: I've heard that's an awesome suburb, I am thinking of moving there.
Me: Are you hot?
Random: Ummm...no...?
Me: Then re-think your destination.
Random: I've heard that's an awesome suburb, I am thinking of moving there.
Me: Are you hot?
Random: Ummm...no...?
Me: Then re-think your destination.
by Dont'-let-them-define-you September 2, 2012
Get the Cordeaux heights mug.Cardenfruede, Dammit! This card would have been so much funnier than the one I just played for "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?"
by TheLessa February 15, 2014
Get the Cardenfruede mug.by Boss bass fish August 7, 2015
Get the Cadeance mug.Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.
"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."
"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."
"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."
by Lacrajo August 4, 2016
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