crankenstein

This is a combination word of crank+Frankenstein.

It was used in a Breaking Bad episode, Gray Matter S01E05. Jessie is cooking methamphetamine, and he ends up with a huge crystal. His friend exclaims, "This crankenstein is unreal!"

This crankenstein is unreal!

crankenstein by Alexandra Prodigal January 9, 2013

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crank dat hibou

To destroy a wall with your phallus and ejaculate on a girl's face under the influence of alcohol and out of frustration.

Alex: Ahmed was so mad he crank dat hibou.
Marwan: WTF does that mean u crazy asian?!
Alex: Ahmed was mad pissed at this girl and he drank so much that he ended up putting holes in the wall and then squirted salad dressing on the girl's face and back.

crank dat hibou by urbandictfan March 16, 2009

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Crankfurter

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.

Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.

Crankfurter by giliad December 9, 2009