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Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021
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Coward

A member of the Uvalde, TX Police Department.
Not only did he not even try to stop the mass murder of children, he used violence against parents for attempting to save their own kids themselves. He was a member of the Uvalde, TX Police Department; a coward.
by taxationisdefinitelytheft June 30, 2023
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sex coward

A person who is a prude in bed. And would never allow any fetishism in the bedroom, a person with a very vanilla sex life. A person who does not like to experiment in the bedroom. A sex coward would never have a threesome.
My boyfriend won't allow me to bring a dildo to be to bed with us he is a total sex coward.
by pixie ho June 4, 2016
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Coward Sauce

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.
Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Coward

The act of being Luis Luna
That boy Luis Luna doesn’t want any smoke! He’s a coward!
by Tmack294 August 16, 2019
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