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Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.
Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.
by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022
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O5 Council

A bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who rule the worst secretive organization ever known to mankind, that said organization being the SCP Foundation.
Is the O5 council at it again?
by EpikChad119 May 18, 2023
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Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.
Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no
by It's a cow luke May 4, 2021
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Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems
When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler
by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 1, 2009
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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has even occurred.
Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."
by 845 Bro August 17, 2011
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Council?WhatCouncil?

The Council is a common myth which has survived over the years at Whitburn Academy, West Lothian. There has beeen however a large amount of controversy to the members prior to its existance. These include the names of bstewrt2, R3BUZ, Ginge123, David Cassidy and the one they call the Donkey Puncher. This Donkey Puncher however is mainly a feature of the group, a spin off. This however cannot ever been proven. So until proven otherwise, there is no council.

The Council has also been known to have links to David Carradine through the Kill Bill period in his life. Also the world famous "Bruce Lee," was known at one point to be an apprentice of the council. There has also been high amounts of speculation and a wide spread of reports into the appreances of 'Elmo' at the council meetings. This is however suggesting that there is indeed a council.

There has also been high speculation about the council members that they were once trained by the Lin kuei Ninja Clan of Hokkaido, Japan. Although it cannot be stressed enough that the council may not exist?
What the Fuck is the Council?WhatCouncil?
by Blair Stewart January 15, 2009
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