Cougar 

A mountain lion, also called a cougar yet not "Cougar" as in a hot 30 yr old female comming for ya. Mostly live in Minnesota, South and North Dakota. If you find a cougar, kill it, if it is a old human women, also kill it.

Dude, we saw this cougar the other day, yeah it was cool, my friend MJ was chasing it!

Cougar by Tina Field May 2, 2006

cougar 

study of what will be described as the generation of people born in the really late 80's and early 90's.

he's a cougar from the 90's.

cougar by cougar #1 April 8, 2008

Cougar 

An older woman who has nothing going on with her life. In her 40's and up, she's bored to death with her day job, has NO children, or a husband, or a career. Just an old maid who has to get some carnal satisfaction from a young guy. Extremely desperate. And when she uses up the poor fellow of every drop of abuse, she's on to the next one. These type of individuals are sad as hell.

Jody: (thinking out loud) oh god, I hate my job and I don't have a boyfriend to hang with to give me company. I am so horny. I KNOW, I'll go to that hot nightclub & pick up some idiot young guy. (checking herself out in the mirror) I'm still hot, still got a look of 22 years old, but I gotta tuck in this belly. Or maybe I can go post an ad on Craigslist & find some little boys to fuck me. YEAH that's better than the clubs. I think I will do that. These 20something girls got nothing on me. The cougar trend is IN.

Cougar by i. rathernotsay October 16, 2014

Cougar 

Normally a cougar would be considered an older women preying on young men, but for a very immature man a cougar is just a young girl who has gotten too old (usually an age of 14-18)

look at that cougar i bet shes a senior in high school.

Cougar by bcs1175 June 26, 2008

Cougar 

An updated term for the old card game "Old Maid", in order to make it more appealing.

Wouldn't you rather play a game of Cougar, than a game of Old Maid?

"Hey, Tommy! Want to play some Cougar?"
"Sure! Let me get my cards! You're totally going to get stuck with the old biznatch this time!"

Cougar by Fungible January 26, 2010

Cougar 

A sexual predator, typically one with pedophiliac tendencies. Gender is no discrimination with a "cougar," as they will take either. A cougar is usually emo and full of hate for the world.

Oh man, did you hear about that cougar who raped that 14 year old girl last week? I hope he goes to jail! He is like 25 and still lives with his parents!

Cougar by AnthonyMEMU June 23, 2004

cougar 

A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.

John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"

cougar by Caribou December 28, 2005