Agnostic Cooch

A vagina that has never experienced an orgasm, there for it does not believe that they exsist.

Did you know that sue has an agnostic cooch?

by giamKS January 1, 2008

cooch cheeks

n.

Fatness on an obese woman around the cooch that look similar to butt cheeks.

That fat bitch had some cooch cheeks.

by Fat Lady McGee January 6, 2009

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

Cooch Bugs

When a Female has bugs in her Vagina

I was itching my balls after I banged that chick, i think she has Cooch Bugs

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

cooch bumps

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

by Fat Swimmer March 14, 2009

cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010