The undeserved, but ever-present, condition of self-esteem felt by fat girls who believe that men actually care about "personality." Brought about by Chubby Chasers trying to score by laughing at unfunny jokes or listening to terrible poetry. See also, Freakhog (3)
by prestellad October 27, 2010
Get the Fat Girl Confidence mug.A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.
He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.
by sirspudd October 2, 2007
Get the el confidente mug.Related Words
The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.
A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)
by Coffee0239 May 6, 2020
Get the College Confidential mug.The art of gaining a woman's confidence while pretending to be gay, all the while waiting for the opportunity to prey on her in a moment of vulnerability.
Man 1: My ex is hanging out a lot with her gay friend.
Man 2: Dude, are you stupid? He's not gay?
Man 1: What?!
Man 2: He was just faking it; gayning confidence from her. He's totally doing her right now!
Man 1: Aw shit!
Man 2: Dude, are you stupid? He's not gay?
Man 1: What?!
Man 2: He was just faking it; gayning confidence from her. He's totally doing her right now!
Man 1: Aw shit!
by Mr_D-Man November 16, 2013
Get the gayning confidence mug.by memeboi6942 December 12, 2020
Get the With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence. mug.Andrew was being such a shit at the party! I told him if he didn't shutup I was going to kick him right in the continental divide!
by AMONLG_oh8 December 21, 2008
Get the continental divide mug.A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.
B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!
B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
by Cocky! August 30, 2010
Get the Cockident mug.