compotition

Someone who is way better than you.

Man, David is the compotition.

by Ap65Mo March 3, 2021

composhit

The garbage ass ugly video connection you probably grew up with watching movies on VHS and playing Mortal Kombat 2 on a Sega Genesis...aka, the yellow cable in the yellow/red/white cords.

Blurry and undefined mush of a picture, hardly better than RF.

I was playing Goldeneye over at Donovan's house and couldn't see anything in Temple because he only has composhit video on his crappy Magnavox TV.

by Battleshark 64 March 27, 2022

Composure

Composure is kept during all curcumstances and despite the fact that these faggots try to disturb Composure nothing can really budge the gang.

Wow you're part of Composure? Let me have your children.

by Composure (trademarked) April 2, 2022

Compoost

The combined use of fresh spring water, grass and soft-to-touch leaves in the wilderness to create a useful, eco-friendly compost using sources straight from the human bowel.

“For my school project i created a DIY compoost and stunned the teachers. The teachers were too stunned to speak”

“Oh no we are out of compost for our land. What should we do?”
- “dont worry mum i have a solution”

by Poopidyscoopidy January 13, 2022

Comport

A word that SCAdians use in Royal Court to appear intelligent.

While at Pennsic, I was asked "If I could only select one, which would I chose: Win Crown, get Knighted, or publically being asked what the word 'comport' means." Given my ego's egregious need for perpetual affirmation, the answer is clear. Bring on the question!!!

by Shady Bop January 14, 2022

compstat

(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.

The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning

by Pirozhok July 23, 2022

Compstle

Lazy bum who refuses to work in summer and lives off of benefits

He’s at it again, doing a compstle this summer.

by It’s a scream baby July 25, 2024