Coldplay

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

Coldplayed

To be caught or called out for doing something or being with someone you should not.

The CEO was coldplayed on the kiss cam with his mistress at a concert.

by J Wub July 19, 2025

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 24, 2025

Coldplayed

When you get caught on camera with your side chick and it goes viral..

Dude, I got Coldplayed with my side chick at the festival and now I’m getting divorced !!

by Jerattack July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

The ultimate betrayal buzzkill: secretly cheating or having an affair, wrapped in emotionally-flat, performative charm—like a half-hearted concert you didn’t buy tickets for.

“I really thought he loved me… turns out he was just coldplaying me the whole time.”

by CarMummy July 18, 2025

ColdPlayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard.

by Cuozzimoto July 27, 2025

coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard'

by ariz987 July 22, 2025