Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this
by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020
Get the Coldplay mug.The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.
Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."
They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."
They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
by Jacaranda July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayed mug.A British alternative rock band that became famous in the early 2000s, and have since written several major hits. Most notably Fix You, Clocks, Paradise and Yellow. They still release new music as of 2022 and have collaborated with The Chainsmokers, Rihanna, and most recently BTS. The lyrics of Coldplay's songs often have very personal meaning to the artists, often talking about relationships, emotion and the beauty of the world.
'When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse'
Lyrics of 'Fix You' by Coldplay
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse'
Lyrics of 'Fix You' by Coldplay
by anonymous June 20, 2022
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/ˈkəʊldˌpleɪd/
1. To be dramatically and publicly exposed while engaged in a secret romantic affair, especially when both parties are married to other people.
/ˈkəʊldˌpleɪd/
1. To be dramatically and publicly exposed while engaged in a secret romantic affair, especially when both parties are married to other people.
by PhD Bacon July 20, 2025
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I was at a concert last night and saw your husband hugging on another lady. Gurl.. he is Coldplaying you.
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