When you’re clogged it’s like you’re out of words to say something and you’re in shock and can’t speak from how clogged you’re
by IOhLongJohnson January 20, 2023

by willywillycow December 7, 2022

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.
by Jaff H. July 6, 2009

by anonymous September 5, 2025

by willywillycow December 7, 2022
