Certified beauty

super cute and kissable person named navneet

Nav is a certified beauty and i miss her

by 123e12314143 October 28, 2019

CERTIFIED BALLERS

The best type of gangster group you will ever meet.

Can i please be part of the Certified Ballers?

by y-weezy May 12, 2007

Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015