Ceiling spaghetti

When a individual discharges, a loaded firearm in their mouth, while sitting upright causing brain matter and blood to be on the ceiling. This is referred to as ceiling spaghetti.

You hear about john?

No what happened?

Oh boy, he suck started a 12 gauge and made some ceiling spaghetti after his lady left him.

by Sewer slide February 13, 2024

Ceiling Fan

A book about a boy called Liam, his sugar daddy; Daddy Ward, Daddy Gyatton, and Mommy Saggy Aggy. Oh yeah i cant forget Liams brother Connor, the male stripper. xoxo, its a great book <3

The Ceiling Fan book is the best! I cant wait to listen to the audiobook sequel.

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Ceiling Fan

An act where a boy named Liam ties himself onto the ceiling fan because of his fake depression, and then his brother connor records him for his porn channel while wanking off to it, he then puts his miniscile dick into a pencil sharpener and sharpens it and cuts his lifeless brother down. Then he calls his family up and they fuck and do a human centipede slay 💀

Mum! Liams hanging on the ceiling fan again can i cut him down with my sharpened cock?

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Ceiling Hangover

When ur so hungover the floor becomes the ceiling

Me n my friends played so much APT last night the third floor became the first floor and now I got a ceiling hangover

by Standard_Issue December 29, 2024

Ceiling Baby

A Ceiling Baby is the result of an unholy marriage betwixt Trainspotting and an unkempt truckstop gloryhole.

Stewart finally came to on the bathroom floor of the Flying J , covered in other patrons' excrement and staring face-to-face with his own Ceiling Baby.

by SameHarveyMushman May 31, 2025

Ceiling diarrhea

Noun, Slang: an event where the ceiling of a building bursts and discharges an often brown and gross-smelling fluid. Can cause minimal to absolute intolerable inconveniences and distruptions.

Originates from a nickname of the event at Atlanta airport where a ceiling collapsed anddischarged a brown and wretched smelling fluid in a large burst.

One of my classes had to be cancellee because the lecture hall had ceiling diarrhea

by ErPhox05 August 7, 2025

Tashi Ceiling

The inability to get anything higher than a triple kill in a Halo title.

"I was playing some Reach last night and I kept hitting the Tashi Ceiling."

"That sucks man, I was cleansing bk's all night."

by Mike Dongblain June 17, 2012