A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
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To be like a third wheel when you're with a couple. They're getting all lovey and you're standing there "Holding candle"
"Ridha and Raeesa were making out, and it was so awkward. I was just like standing there, holding candle."
You can come with Mojo and I, but you'd just be holding candle...
You can come with Mojo and I, but you'd just be holding candle...
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Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
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