This person is very sensitive, and subject to bullying. They’re not openly gay, but everyone knows it. They won’t admit it, but they often like their best friend.
Caden is a dumb ginger that no one likes. He has the smallest penis and no balls. and Caden goes to the mall to get small girls.
Man 1: Have you talk to Caden?
Man 2: No where is he?
Man 1: He a dumb ginger anyway
Man 2: Yea and he steals girls from the mall
Man 1: And his penis is sooooooo small
A complete waste of time. He will be jealous of anyone he sees. If you are dating him then he will harm anyone who even looks at you. Whether they are your friends or not.
“I saw Caden hit the kid Jeff!”
“Yeah I know right!”
Caden is the last of the ancient species"homo Pripanians" it is tempted by the slightest scent of bananas and can detect suitable mates mostly from the African reigion