cactus nugget

When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.

Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.

by The Russians June 22, 2011

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Butt Cactus

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch October 15, 2008

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When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

by z.e.c.h January 15, 2006

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Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.

Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.

by PurplePagan May 20, 2007

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by JesusPieCrust June 18, 2016

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When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven September 23, 2007

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A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

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