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cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.
Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?
by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013
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cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT
CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)
by ichxco February 11, 2022
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cpr

When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).
The bitch farted in my face during a 69 so I gave her the CPR!
by Zak Johnson September 14, 2008
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Crazy Penis Reaction
What happens to a guy when they see a really fucking hot chick.
1st guy: Dude that girl is hotttt!!

2nd guy: yeh man im having a CPR!1
by Roarmeo July 13, 2009
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"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"
by marg n homur February 7, 2018
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CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.
"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."
by Thatsexyfirefighter May 8, 2018
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CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation
"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"
by jiggyboo March 13, 2008
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